Me Widout U

Me without U is like..

Tom widout Jerry
Black forest cake widout a cherry

A Right Nut widout the Left Nut
A Fat Man without a Fat Butt

Edward without Bella
or Me without Nutella

Computer widout Internet
Sweat Pet Met Debt !!

An Arm without a Hug :'(
Soccer widout Beer Mugs!! :D

Christmas where it doesnt snow
My phone on BATTERY LOW

World widout chocolates
A reality that devastates!!

A story with no happy end
Me Without You..
IS end of my life as I spend..

DUDE?

U gotta be seriously frikkishly kiddn me?
its been li wot? ages i havent been active? this sucks!!!! i mean..this flair shdnt be kept bck..i mean me flair of writin :P
Today..a fine swthrtish gal..reminded me of this blog..i almost forgot of its existence..i shd be punished..oh well..on second thought..i shdnt be..i ws tryn to establish peace in web world :P by leavin the blogosphere all by itself!
But no more !! Blahdy hell..OBAMA WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE..and wot do i get foh my efforts of internet-world peace? NUIN..not even consolation of some sort..to go unlimited shoppin at Barney's! Gee..World is unfair !!!!! So i am back..rambling sheer bull..like it..then read it..u dont like it..go die :P !!!

Oh btw..NSW Rules :P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note to yourself

Stop Expecting!

Stop Expecting!

Please stop Expecting!

When will you grow up stupid girl!
When will you grow up?

When will you learn your lesson that
"i cld dat foh u..so i expected you did do dat foh me too" is js wayyyy 10th B.C.

wot was dat again? was that the "E" word? like seriously..consider Rehab..! Coz at the rate you are treating ur brain..u wld soon need a place like dat...vair soon..rehab..asylum..all dose!
You are js super-human..doesnt mean everybody else is? Yes..i get that a lot of times! I think i js need to tone it down a lil..not be too nice..and expect too nice! no seriously..i am nice! u shd meet me to know dat :P....i am nice oly to my fave ppl..and then i get a big hammer kinda blow on the head...like dhamdhadam..dash...and i wld make a note to myself..stop expecting nythn outa nybody...n i wld follow it foh sometime....n slowly the note erases itself under the effect of my niceosity foh ppl..and thn dhadhamm..dash..dhadam...anotha blow in the head...and time foh the eva so true note "Stop Expectin" !!!

N no..i dont need self help books :P

It isn't time thats passing...

Remember long ago when we lay together..
in the pain of tenderness and counted our dreams
long summer afternoons when the whistling- thrush released..
A deep sweet secret on the trembling air,
Blackbird on the wing,
bird of the forest shadows,
Black rose in the long ago summer,
This was our song..
It isn't the time that's passing by......
Its you and I :(

Please Dont stop The Music :P

Randomness is my thing ! Just MY thing :P

well..dats me..well..i cn prove my point up in here!
u knw few days bck? i did the most random thing eva..it ws rainin shitty cats n dogs...and i ws comin bck home..! Did i forget to tell u all dat..it was ganesh puja days those days? so ya..i ws comin bck..n there were these group of guys..n few gals too(i guess)..who were like dancin..on dhol beats..n only god cn save me...when its dhol !! When i ws leavn office..i told my matey's..dat ya..today..if i find ppl dancin..on street..n then thr ws no stoppin me!! Thr shd be js two conditions dat shd be met..d guys shd be cute..and ya..they shd nt be drunk(I HATE wasted GUYS)...n when i saw dat happenin..hehehehe!

Rest goes unsaid..still..as i cannot shut up..i shall js say it !!

I parked my bike..and i went dancin..hahaha! Like omigosh.."r u-frikkn-kiddn-me" dancin..haha! Awrite..i dont have the habit of doin this..awrite? it ws like...iite deeps..its now..! NOW IS D TIME..js do it(very impressed NIKE..good job) :P !!

Although...i js went only from like one lane to other..they were half expectin...i cld entertain 'em..till like the visarjan spot..(too sad..i ws hungry) !! When i ws bck home...i ws like...why do ppl have to get drunk? WHY CNT THEY JS BE ME? i patted my shoulder...common ppl...i need appreciation !! so ya..i js did dat !

Nywys..did i try to make ny point up here? No..pointless talk n random activities r my thing!!

*Sowie for d interruption* *Rukawat ke liye khed hai* u guys cn js carry on ur sweet (hopeless) work :P !!

I AM NOT DEAD !..not even CLOSE to D"

So i havent been a voracious blogger !!
Doesnot imply I AM DEAD....clear enough??

iite for all those who think i shd end my blog..like delete it..coz i havent posted since like wot ...last dec? I think its high time they stop bein nosy n mind their own effn biz !

IT IS MY PERSONAL SPACE AND UGLY HIDEOUS COMMENTS ARE NOT EVEN INVITED !!!

And ppl who have missed me..m SOO BACK !! :D !!!

Cheerio!
Deeps!!!!! ♥

STOP BEING NORMAL...DORK !!!

awright..so m high..n m bored..like supa bored..

m bored..why?

yessum..coz only good work i have..as of now..is S.T.U.D.Y !!

The 5 god-forbidden letters..compiled togethr by bunch of misfits(scholars) who hallucinate dat...world wld be bettr place to live in if kids..innocent beautiful petunia like kids...kids like me(oh yea..m one of 'em)...if we STUDY n neva to forget excel in their E.X.A.M.S((concentration camps))

why o why ????????? !!

lemme tell u wt..gimme a chance..i did line up all these ppl who think exams r good..n conduct 'em...in a que..and personally..PERSONALLY give 'em the hitler-treated-jews like treatment..!!

so all the people who agree wid me..say "AYE" !!! n we pass the "exam-conducting-body" assasination bill !!!!!

oh m bored yea..why?

coz m famished...yea...effin hungry...n u knw why? coz all i get to eat..is nutritious BULLCRAP..n like SATAN has numerous names..so does this stuff..

beans..sprouts..daliya..khichdi??

makke di roti n some dal !!

plain roti's wid all healthy vegetables(cow-feed)!!

all d food which includes the element called 'taste' is forbidden for me..!! n ppl who think stuff mentioned above is categorized as edible..have not known wt

a pizza from domino's is..

burger..(chickn mc grill) from mc donalds's is..

chickn kabaab's n

sausages are ..

all the street chats n cool drinks feel like...when engulfed inside the body through the mouth chanel n lip service..lolz..i might pass out !!!!

n how m i supposed to negotiate wid this situation...i shd get drunk..oh ya..hehehe..i shd gt drunk..

Ahem..Ahem..!! so lets get this done wid..lolz..!!

Umm..so here's d deal..

m sorry?

whats d deal?

yea..so as u cn vry well watch...m screwed...frm evry possible way i cn be screwed..!! i have exams to my left n right wings..my sick god-blessed ruined n dilapidated health on otha frontal side..mom n evry-god-darned-possible-one givin me their wisdom pointers of how i shd live my life, when i really doubt i have any..as of now?..and am last of all OUTA CHOCOLATES !! which is js d last kick to get me goin *bang bang* !!!

Now i think its pretty much clear n lipid of why m i fckd..so i did appreciate d support which cld be offerd to me..in handlin this situation...n best support wld be?

SHUT UP !!!! n let me do wt i wana do !!!

lemme get wild n illogical..

lemme go bungee jumpin..

lemme go chasing cockroaches n lizards if dat is wt i really wana do..!!

lemme get drunk n lie in middle of road n shushhh !!

lemme be wt i really wana be...for a day....js dumb urself up n watch..coz there is a life beyond normality...n m definitly gona find one :P...CHOOON !! vry sooon !!

..to be ctd :P

By

MUTANT SCREWY DIVA