Thursday, June 28, 2007

CHOCOLATE THIEF !!!

omg omg omg !!!!

I was just in the conception that i could not hate this girl..akshata any less...for all the deeds she has been upto since the day we met to make my life seem like God's personal joke to others and a living hell to me. !! But yeah, she never ceases to amaze me. The other night i was about to sleep and i saw something my eyes could not believe.

My eyes electrified..

My brain dumbstruck..

My stomach gave a gulp !!

She had struck again...and i the poor keed had to suffer the consequences of her unholy act. She put me back in the same traumatic indispensable place which she always successfully does to see me in cry in agony n anguish.

Time to reveal the biggest crime ever committed by any human alive (although i doubt she is anything but human after this brutal n barbaric deed of her's). It was the night of 27th June 2007 and i was counting my choclates as i do every night before i sleep just in case to see that none of them were missing and to my greatest deepest sadest knockdown of dreams n sorrow they were 3 less than the acutal count. These choclates I am talking about are a packet of gems. And packet is not those Cadbury Gem's 10 gems. They were 4000 in total in that humungous packet and out of which i had relished half of it with utmost pleasure and satisfaction.






But that night while counting, 3 were missing. Out of 2030 now left with me in the packet crying over my lap were just 2027. And i couldnot ruddy well believe my eyes. I counted and recounted thrice.

No NO nO ..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

This could not be possibly true. She had done it again to me. That selfish evil hag had evil eye on them since forever and she just wanted revenge and see me in grief struck sessions. !!!!!


I have been crying ever since and everyone seems to be acting super insensitive and i feel the world is movin towards the levels of bestiality..spite..heartlessnes..n heights of bein INHUMANE !!!

Starting from "God, Deeps grow up..they were just 3 gems" to "Hey Deeps, I would fight the case for you in case you want to sue her but u need to give me 5 gems for that "...the barbarian attitude of people towards me is being reflected in an unconsiderable manner. !!

Doesnot anybody consider the feelings of those teeny weeny gems? who were bein snatched away from their mistress and being eaten away in the most merciless manner as could be possible?

Has not anybody considered the very fact that such shocks cause an irrepairable damage in the life chapter of a keed?

Never has it struck to the people around me to FIGHT FOR THE CAUSE?

God save the world around me..full of people not just foolish enough to wave the entire incident as my childishness but also call me Drama Queen.

I Deeps, hereby promises, solemnly swears, i would definitly take the revenge, vendetta from the girl who snatched my gems, my heartlets..!!

JUMP N DIE U POKER FACED FEMALE PIG WITH CAPITAL P and I and G. !!!

With Best Regards
Deeps !!

5 comments:

Aksh..!! said...

Kameeni,neeech,dusht,,,,the most maha bitch i hav eva seen in thi sgalaxy...my gawd..u r so jhooothi ...:X :X poste don net so tht whole wrld knws how much jhoothi kameeeni u r grrrrrrrrr....:X :x hate u more thn eva..u need to serioulsy listen ti himes bhais songs..u will get well soon u motti bhains piggie faced bitch :P lol

Anonymous said...

shuuuutttt upp u !!! :X

despite doin that crime :(( u r sayn offensive stuff to me !!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRR...hehee...u suck moreee !!

hahaha..lmao..m havin time of my life now..atleast u r furious..serves some purpose f all the hard work i did to get that on ur face...ho ho ho !!

Unknown said...

c? as soon as u utterd da words "chocolate story"...i nu it had sumfyn to do with akshu...n sumthin rilly stoopid at that. and was i right or was i RIGHT?

Harkamal Singh said...

OH THE MOST UNHOLY OF ALL!!!

THY SPIRIT WOULDST SUFFER IN THE DEEPEST CAVES OF HELL!!

U STOLE GEMS! A diamond could have been forgiven....BUT GEMS! NO!!!

RAM! RAM! RAM! RAM!

P.S.- Support Satan, He is good at revenge and such stuff #I VOTE SATAN

Proxy said...

u write good gurl m like impressed,donno its the gems or u who writes but its good.. :)