Friday, December 14, 2007

STOP BEING NORMAL...DORK !!!





awright..so m high..n m bored..like supa bored..

m bored..why?

yessum..coz only good work i have..as of now..is S.T.U.D.Y !!

The 5 god-forbidden letters..compiled togethr by bunch of misfits(scholars) who hallucinate dat...world wld be bettr place to live in if kids..innocent beautiful petunia like kids...kids like me(oh yea..m one of 'em)...if we STUDY n neva to forget excel in their E.X.A.M.S((concentration camps))

why o why ????????? !!

lemme tell u wt..gimme a chance..i did line up all these ppl who think exams r good..n conduct 'em...in a que..and personally..PERSONALLY give 'em the hitler-treated-jews like treatment..!!

so all the people who agree wid me..say "AYE" !!! n we pass the "exam-conducting-body" assasination bill !!!!!

oh m bored yea..why?

coz m famished...yea...effin hungry...n u knw why? coz all i get to eat..is nutritious BULLCRAP..n like SATAN has numerous names..so does this stuff..

beans..sprouts..daliya..khichdi??
makke di roti n some dal !!
plain roti's wid all healthy vegetables(cow-feed)!!

all d food which includes the element called 'taste' is forbidden for me..!! n ppl who think stuff mentioned above is categorized as edible..have not known wt

a pizza from domino's is..
burger..(chickn mc grill) from mc donalds's is..
chickn kabaab's n
sausages are ..
all the street chats n cool drinks feel like...when engulfed inside the body through the mouth chanel n lip service..lolz..i might pass out !!!!

n how m i supposed to negotiate wid this situation...i shd get drunk..oh ya..hehehe..i shd gt drunk..
Ahem..Ahem..!! so lets get this done wid..lolz..!!
Umm..so here's d deal..
m sorry?
whats d deal?

yea..so as u cn vry well watch...m screwed...frm evry possible way i cn be screwed..!! i have exams to my left n right wings..my sick god-blessed ruined n dilapidated health on otha frontal side..mom n evry-god-darned-possible-one givin me their wisdom pointers of how i shd live my life, when i really doubt i have any..as of now?..and am last of all OUTA CHOCOLATES !! which is js d last kick to get me goin *bang bang* !!!

Now i think its pretty much clear n lipid of why m i fckd..so i did appreciate d support which cld be offerd to me..in handlin this situation...n best support wld be?

SHUT UP !!!! n let me do wt i wana do !!!
lemme get wild n illogical..
lemme go bungee jumpin..
lemme go chasing cockroaches n lizards if dat is wt i really wana do..!!
lemme get drunk n lie in middle of road n shushhh !!

lemme be wt i really wana be...for a day....js dumb urself up n watch..coz there is a life beyond normality...n m definitly gona find one :P...CHOOON !! vry sooon !!

..to be ctd :P
By

MUTANT SCREWY DIVA